Je me crois en enfer, donc j’y suis.
Translation: “I believe I am in hell, therefore I am” – Arthur Rimbaud, Une Saison en enfer, Nuit de l’enjer
It’s so below Superiorists to complain about how rough their life is (unless this is an after-work Friday night thing, because that my friend is a horse of a different color). One huge pet peeve of [...]
Can you believe he took me to the baseball game? I was in heels!
Okay – so on your first date he was not the romantic creature you had envisioned falling madly in love with. We won’t even bring up how much beer he had to drink because he was nervous. And we don’t talk about how you had to drive him home. To his parents house. On your [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Identify Yourselves
When it comes to passport photos, I have a huge mental disconnect. Like a moth to a flame, if there is a way to immortalize myself on official government identification looking as hideous [read: chubby] as possible I am on it like a pig on truffles.
I have had two passport photos taken in my life. [...]
Tote-ally Fabulous
Here it is folks. The Xhilaration® Spoons Graphic Tote from Target. There is obsessed, and then there is how I feel about the Spoon Tote. This bag is only $9.99 – that’s superior savings people. Now – we all know that Ms. Superior needs a bag like a leprechaun needs gold. But this bag is [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Happy Gifts for Birthdays…
Throughout the year we all find ourselves, at one point or another, scrounging for a small present to give for someone’s birthday. In my superior social circle, we tend to gather together and enjoy a nice dinner, maybe a round or 6 of cocktails. Or both. The company of good friends is always much more [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )On the Half Shell…
Oysters are a superior food. I feel as though any discussion of a superior lifestyle would be remiss, less we forget the bivalve mollusk family we all know and love: Ostreidae. There are lots of reasons why Oysters can be considered a superior supp. Primarily because oysters create pearls. Pearls make fabulous jewelry. Make the [...]
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